I counted 10 full-screen popups before gaining access to the main menu. Final Fantasy VII: Ever Crisis Developer: Applibot Publisher: Square Enix Released: 2023 Status: Alive Platforms: iOS, Android Why you might feel compelled to play it: You actually thought this was going to be the more faithful remake project (lmao). Costumes! Why you shouldn't play it: It's exactly what you should expect a Square Enix gacha game to be in 2023.
Ravus roasting you every 2 minutes might be the best utilization of his character in the franchise. Final Fantasy XV: War for Eos Developer: Machine Zone Publisher: Machine Zone Released: 2022/2023 Status: Alive Platforms: iOS, Android Why you might feel compelled to play it: Somehow, they got the original voice actors back to record a hefty amount of new dialogue. More Lunafreya and Noctis interaction in the first five seconds than in the entirety of Final Fantasy XV. Why you shouldn't play it: It's essentially A New Empire 2.0, with just a little more emphasis on the Final Fantasy XV flavour.
They could have chosen literarally any other backdrop to make the game 100% more appealing. ChocoboGP' Developer: Rocket Studio, Inc. Publisher: Square Enix Released: 2022 Status: RIP 2023?* Platforms: iOS, Android *The game appears to have been pulled from storefronts, but remains playable. Why you might feel compelled to play it: Unlike the main game, this harmless advergame does not feature any in-app purchases. Why you shouldn't play it: Feels like someone's internship project, which is fine. However... Casual games 101: Don't make your game brown!!
Play hide and seek in iconic locations from Final Fantasy VII Remake. Final Fantasy VII: The First Soldier Developer: Ateam Inc. Publisher: Square Enix Released: 2021 Status: RIP 2023 Platforms: iOS, Android Why you might feel compelled to play it: Somehow, you think neither the battle royale genre nor the compilation of FFVII are overcrowded yet. Exploring Midgar is fun for 15 minutes. Why you shouldn't play it: Battle passes are engineered to prey on your fear of missing out. Lootboxes! Final Fantasy has never looked more generic. To no one's surprise, the game was shut down roughly a year after launch.
The story seems to take itself seriously enough, but moves so slowly I couldn't even clear the first chapter. War of the Visions: Final Fantasy Brave Exvius Developer: Gumi Publisher: Square Enix Released: 2019 (JP), 2020 (WW) Status: Alive Platforms: iOS, Android, Fire OS Why you might feel compelled to play it: Lovely artwork by Ryoji Ohara. Closest thing to a new Final Fantasy Tactics that actually bears the Final Fantasy name. Why you shouldn't play it: Gacha games are deliberately designed to drain your time, money or both. All free-to-play games will eventually end service, often abruptly.
Chocobos roam the fields, which means this is a true Final Fantasy game. Final Fantasy XV: A New Empire Developer: Epic Action Publisher: Machine Zone Released: 2017 Status: Alive Platforms: iOS, Android, Fire OS Why you might feel compelled to play it: You've mistaken it for a legitimate piece of the Final Fantasy XV media franchise. You actually enjoy Game of War. Why you shouldn't play it: It's just Game of War with a cheap Final Fantasy XV skin. Pay-to-win and loves to remind you about it. All free-to-play games will eventually end service, often abruptly.
Some of the dialogue is mildly interesting. Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia Developer: Koei Tecmo (Team Ninja) Publisher: Square Enix Released: 2017 (JP), 2018 (WW) Status: RIP 2023 Platforms: iOS, Android Why you might feel compelled to play it: First game to feature real-time 3d models and voice acting for many older Final Fantasy characters. Interactions between characters from different games. Why you shouldn't play it: Gacha games are deliberately designed to drain your time, money or both. All free-to-play games will eventually end service, often abruptly.
Lid says no to gacha games, no matter how well made. Final Fantasy Brave Exvius Developer: A-Lim Publisher: Square Enix Released: 2015 (JP), 2016 (WW) Status: Alive Platforms: iOS, Android, Fire OS Why you might feel compelled to play it: Gorgeous pixel art renditions of all your favorite Final Fantasy characters, like Ariana Grande and Katy Perry. Beautiful original soundtrack by Noriyasu Agematsu. Has actual retro JRPG elements, such as explorable towns and dungeons, and an original storyline with original characters. Why you shouldn't play it: Gacha games are deliberately designed to drain your time, money or both. All free-to-play games will eventually end service, often abruptly. The story is not good anyway.
Left: promotional screenshot. Right: current state of the game. Mobius Final Fantasy Developer: Square Enix Publisher: Square Enix Released: 2015 (JP), 2016 (WW) Status: RIP 2020 Platforms: iOS, Android, Steam Why you might feel compelled to play it: High production values. Scenario written by Kazushige Nojima of Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy X-2.5 novella fame. Why you shouldn't play it: You can't lol.
This version of Triple Triad is hidden within the Final Fantasy Portal App. Triple Triad (Final Fantasy Portal App) Developer: Square Enix Publisher: Square Enix Released: 2015 Status: Alive Platforms: iOS, Android Why you might feel compelled to play it: It's Triple Triad! Why you shouldn't play it: Highly restrictive energy mechanic. Minimally supported: no new cards since 2018, and online play on Android was supposedly broken for months before being fixed.
Collecting characters from throughout the series has a certain appeal. Final Fantasy Record Keeper Developer: DeNa Publisher: DeNa Released: 2014 (JP), 2015 (WW) Status: RIP 2022 (WW) Platforms: iOS, Android Why you might feel compelled to play it: Nostalgia bait. 16bit sprites of modern Final Fantasy characters are kinda neat. Why you shouldn't play it: Gacha games are deliberately designed to drain your time, money or both. All free-to-play games will eventually end service, often abruptly.
The optimal way to play is by furiously swiping your finger across the screen. Final Fantasy All the Bravest Developer: BitGroove Publisher: Square Enix Released: 2013 Status: RIP 2023* Platforms: iOS, Android *Game can still be played if you have it installed. Why you might feel compelled to play it: Presentation is pretty good for what it is. After a decade of F2P hellscape, this notorius app almost seems innocent. Why you shouldn't play it: Barely a game. Nearly 50 € worth of in-app purchases (with gacha elements!) in an app that wasn't originally even free.